So I know everyone who is a Yankee fan has been on edge lately. Bullpen this, Rays that, whatever. Anyway since I feel like I have been locked in a library for a week writing two research papers and studying for 2 exams, the only two scheduled exams I have, which are both conveniently scheduled on the last day of the exam period and both worth a totally reasonable 60% of my final grade, I figured that I would lighten my spirits and yours by pursuing the Onion to see what I could come up with. As I was doing so I found these two gems.
Angry A-rod Man Throws Perfect Game – This one cracks me up. Maybe it is because it is after 2 AM, but I think its hysterical.
Yankee Hat Purchased – Just true, so true.